I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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