I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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