do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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