How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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