I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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