What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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