I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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