You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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