it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My liver just had a heart attack.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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