i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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