no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
