I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Randomize