question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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