so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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