Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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