I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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