Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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