Midget sex pt 2 tonight
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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