Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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