dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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