Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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