i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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