id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I cut my penus on the lid.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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