Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You need a sexual gate keeper
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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