my mouth tastes like poor choices
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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