C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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