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rubbish cock?
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you suck at this game today
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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