My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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