do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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