hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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