Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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