so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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