Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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