I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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