Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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