Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
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