Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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