honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
PANTIES FOUND
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