I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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