Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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