The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
