How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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