i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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