Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So many bounce houses so little time
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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