you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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