He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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