In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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