His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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