Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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