Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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