ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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