The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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