3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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