bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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