No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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