Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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