im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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