So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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