he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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