garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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