dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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