My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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