Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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